Sitting Pretty

If you're going to be a phone slut, you've GOT to be comfortable. I learned the hard way. One night I was balls deep, as the guys say, into a call and the shitty pink director's chair I was sitting on decided to just fold in on itself. Luckily, I was able to work my gasp into the call, but I swore that moment the money from that call was going to outfit myself with a comfortable place to sit while taking calls.

Now, three years later, I have a top-notch office chair for my desk, but I generally lounge on a cute chaise lounge in my office cum boudoir. I decided that a sexy atmosphere makes for sexy calls!

So while I have my phone and computer handy, I also have incense burning, my toys handy in a cute corset designed toy box, oodles of candles, and a bookcase teaming with tomes of erotica and sex guides. Oh yes, I've amassed a nice little porn collection over the years. The books feed my brain, and have helped me build up my sexual vocabulary, but the DVDs, well, those have inspired many a scenario for a call.

As in my previous post where I recommend boning up on fetishes, no pun intended, I also recommend viewing all sorts of smut, even the kind that don't get you off personally. You may not have a bisexual bone in your body, but if you have a guy calling to ask you about say, fucking him and another girl, well, it doesn't hurt to know what that scenario might exactly look like. Right? Pouring through tons of images of cocks and cunts might seem redundant, but when you get calls where a guy wants to you describe every cock in the gang-bang you just had, you better have some good mental images in the bank. In fact, you better know what a gang-bang actually looks and sounds like!

Here are a few links to some good sources of smut!

Edens Fantasys-for books, toys, videos

Red Tube-For Free Porn Clubs

Literotica-Lots of dirty stories!