Pro Phone Sex 101. Getting Ready For Your Call

One thing this phone slut has learned through the years is that you need to give yourself some time to prepare before you log-on, dial-in, or whatever you do to start a shift.

Space and Time

First of all you must have a dedicated space for your calls. An office with a comfy chair or your bedroom are perfect. It is very important that you have a space that will allow you

a)privacy

b)little to none background noise: Meowing cats, barking dogs, crying babies....those are not going to get your customer off, in fact, they'll kick them back to reality and piss them off. Likewise a snickering friend or angry boyfriend is not going to cut it. You really need to ensure that those who you live with will be flexible with your work lifestyle. The hours you are working are just that, working. You have the luxury of working from home, so you can roam with your cordless and do minor things--but don't, trust me on this, decide to fry up some bacon before you log in.

Speaking of noise, put your cellphone on vibrate, turn off the volume on your computer.

Bonus Tip: My boyfriend knows if I put a scarf over my office doorknob I am on a call and to let me be.

Materials

Papers & Pens

Contingent on what service you work for, you might have various papers you need to keep handy.

A long-time PSO shared with me her number one tip to being successful was keeping a diary. Each day she logged her call times and then some notes about the customers. If you're more into keeping electronic records, an Excel spreadsheet with same information can be just as handy. Still keep a notepad handy to jot down notes about the guy-does he like something in particular, a certain word, spanking?

Also in your PSO arsenal you should always have at the ready:

• A cold drink (try to sip out of it discreetly). I love soda, but I've switched to iced coffee during my calls. There are burping fetishists, but in general, most callers are not. The voice of a PSO is just as valuable as the voice of a singer.
• Throat lozenges, hard candies, or after a long night a low-calorie popsicle is very soothing. A popsicle also makes great blow job noises!
• A vibrator with batteries, or one that is plugged in, if you don't have a paddle or a crop, have a belt or a ruler handy for making slapping sounds on your hand.
• I keep several lists of different sexual words, phrases, and questions posted on my bulletin board--this comes in hand when you have a call that is going no where.
• A stopwatch or a phone that has a timestamp. Make sure you get paid!

Head Space

Give yourself at least 10 minutes before your shift to relax, and to get ready to switch gears to your character. For me, just getting my materials out usually gets me in the right headspace, but some girls might find just doing some simple mediation might help them get there.

While You're Waiting

I have found that while waiting for calls to roll in, checking out some porn sites and sex blogs get me in the right frame of mind, and give me some great material to work with my customers.

Check out the links on my blog, they'll keep you busy for hours!

And if you keep waiting....keep busy, don't fall asleep--that is the kiss of death. You might miss a call, or sound groggy. Watch a movie with the mute button handy, work on your hobbies or other business. Just be bepared to switch gears from the regular you to the phone slut you in 3 seconds!